Fly Shop Disclaimers

Read these thoroughly and stay informed.

  • There is a very fine line between fishing and standing next to a body of water looking like a idiot, we cannot be held responsible for whichever one you are doing, or what your friends claim you are doing.
  • If you have lost a trophy fish due to someone’s inability or negligence in attempting to net your fish, you may be eligible for financial compensation.
  • We are not responsible for broken knots.
  • We are not responsible for fish that get off the hook.
  • We are not responsible for broken line.
  • We are not responsible for your increased obsession to fly fish, and we will do everything we can to help fuel your obsession to fly fish.
  • We are not responsible for your friends becoming jealous and even angry of your improved catch rate and general ability to ‘out perform’ them on the water.
  • Please be aware that this is the shop the fish don’t want you to know about.
  • We are not be held responsible for the day dreaming that may occur due to your fly fishing obsession.
  • Please understand that fishing is like Sex. When it’s great it’s great. When it’s bad, it’s still great.
  • Please understand that fly fisherman are born honest, and eventually get over it.
  • Please understand that fishing is always great, catching is another story entirely.
  • Please be aware that if people concentrated on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fly rods.
  • Please be aware that fly fishing may add years to your life and life to your years.
  • Please remember that one time your fish finder and GPS were rolled into one unit called Grandpa.
  • Please be aware that a fish grows fastest, between the time it’s caught and the time your friend tells you the story.
  • To fish or not to fish? Don’t ask stupid questions!
  • Imagine your life without fishing…now smack yourself in the face and don’t ever do that again!
  • Please be aware that most of the earth is covered by water, and most of your time should be spent fishing.
  • The two best times to fish are when it’s raining and when it’s not.
  • Please understand that the best place to fish is in the water.
  • Please be aware that Fly Fishing may, turn strangers, into friends in just a few short hours.
  • Please be aware that nothing makes a fish bigger, then almost being caught.
  • Please be aware that when you are dead and gone, your wife is going to sell your fishing gear for what you told her you paid for it.
  • Please be aware that you may have a difficult time sleeping the night before a fishing trip.
  • Please be aware that fly fishing has no age limit.
  • We understand that money cannot buy happiness. However, money can buy Fly Fishing gear, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
  • Please be aware that when on a fishing trip and you’ve got five fish and your buddy hasn’t gotten to buy, there is a good chance he becomes overly jealous, or even enraged with anger.
  • Fly Fishing is not for everyone, only the cool people seem to like it.
  • We cannot be held responsible for any guilty feelings you may develop from exaggerated fish stories that you tell. However, we may from time to time, bring a priest into the shop and set up a confessional, to help clear your conscience.
  • We promote and advocate for the tug, cause the tug is the drug!