There is a very fine line between fishing and standing next to a body of water looking like a idiot, we cannot be held responsible for whichever one you are doing, or what your friends claim you are doing.
If you have lost a trophy fish due to someone’s inability or negligence in attempting to net your fish, you may be eligible for financial compensation.
We are not responsible for broken knots.
We are not responsible for fish that get off the hook.
We are not responsible for broken line.
We are not responsible for your increased obsession to fly fish, and we will do everything we can to help fuel your obsession to fly fish.
We are not responsible for your friends becoming jealous and even angry of your improved catch rate and general ability to ‘out perform’ them on the water.
Please be aware that this is the shop the fish don’t want you to know about.
We are not be held responsible for the day dreaming that may occur due to your fly fishing obsession.
Please understand that fishing is like Sex. When it’s great it’s great. When it’s bad, it’s still great.
Please understand that fly fisherman are born honest, and eventually get over it.
Please understand that fishing is always great, catching is another story entirely.
Please be aware that if people concentrated on the really important things in life, there would be a shortage of fly rods.
Please be aware that fly fishing may add years to your life and life to your years.
Please remember that one time your fish finder and GPS were rolled into one unit called Grandpa.
Please be aware that a fish grows fastest, between the time it’s caught and the time your friend tells you the story.
To fish or not to fish? Don’t ask stupid questions!
Imagine your life without fishing…now smack yourself in the face and don’t ever do that again!
Please be aware that most of the earth is covered by water, and most of your time should be spent fishing.
The two best times to fish are when it’s raining and when it’s not.
Please understand that the best place to fish is in the water.
Please be aware that Fly Fishing may, turn strangers, into friends in just a few short hours.
Please be aware that nothing makes a fish bigger, then almost being caught.
Please be aware that when you are dead and gone, your wife is going to sell your fishing gear for what you told her you paid for it.
Please be aware that you may have a difficult time sleeping the night before a fishing trip.
Please be aware that fly fishing has no age limit.
We understand that money cannot buy happiness. However, money can buy Fly Fishing gear, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
Please be aware that when on a fishing trip and you’ve got five fish and your buddy hasn’t gotten to buy, there is a good chance he becomes overly jealous, or even enraged with anger.
Fly Fishing is not for everyone, only the cool people seem to like it.
We cannot be held responsible for any guilty feelings you may develop from exaggerated fish stories that you tell. However, we may from time to time, bring a priest into the shop and set up a confessional, to help clear your conscience.
We promote and advocate for the tug, cause the tug is the drug!